What makes the American Jesus different from French Jesus, Mexican Jesus, or Chinese Jesus? This blog searches for signs from the American Jesus for answers.
Turn-ons: big loaves of bread, fish, wine, turning the other cheek.
Turn-offs: war, wealth, hypocrisy, capital punishment, people that try to make a buck off of Me.
Yo shepherd -- can you hook a brother up with some of that ambien? . . . No, I can't afford health insurance so I'll need to pay you in cash. Thanks, dude.
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